Behold Fartacus - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"

Hand-lettered script reads "The Original" above a yellow circle containing whimsical red and yellow text reading "Bobby McGees Conglomeration" with a cartoon figure in pointed shoes reclining in a clawfoot bathtub

Somewhere a groundhog in a top hat is doing laps with more confidence than you ever will

Distressed yellow rounded retro text below reads "Suns Out

Arched distressed dark gray serif text reads "COOLEEMEE CARDS" above smaller sans-serif text reading "N

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Behold Fartacus - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"Gladiators who announce their flatulence with a raised sword and a dramatic point deserve a Latin name for it. Heroic crouching only adds velocity and gravitas. The Details: Distressed white angular Greek style text reads "BEHOLD" across the top. A cartoon illustration of a helmeted gladiator in a heroic crouching stance depicts red cape, red boots, gray armor, and brown leg guards, sword raised in one hand while pointing forward with the other.