Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon and the potato salad line

and the potato salad line just got uncomfortable

but that one arrived with a pedigree

with a heavy weathered texture eroding the letterforms throughout

Arched distressed white text reads "SHAMROCKS" above a cartoon four-leaf clover character wearing an orange cap

White lowercase sans-serif text reads "vandancing with the stars" in a stacked arrangement beneath the figure

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon and the potato salad lineMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork